BEST JOKE award winner in UK
One Chinese person walks into a bar in
America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chine se gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me"
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,you're all the same."
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